🏡 Texas Real Estate Roundup — Monday, June 2, 2025 🌵

Texas Dreamers!

Welcome to your weekly slice of everything real estate in the Lone Star State — where the homes are hot, the BBQ is hotter, and the real estate market is hotter-than-a-hog-roast in July! Grab a sweet tea, sit back, and let’s dive into the latest and greatest.

🎉 Fun Fact Fiesta: Texas Edition!

Did you know?

Texas is so big** that if it were a country, it would be the 39th largest in the world! That’s a lot of room for dream homes—and plenty of space for your in-laws to visit without feeling cramped.

The world's largest bat colony* lives under the Congress Avenue Bridge in Austin. So, if you’re into quirky neighbors, bats are *definitely a flying feature in Texas!

Texas has more farms than any other state** — so if you’re dreaming of a farmstead with a barn big enough for your pickup and a chicken coop, we’ve got you covered.

🌟 Market Snapshot: Texas Real Estate — June 2025

Hotter than a Texas summer!

Median home price in Texas: $345,000 (up 6% from last year).

Average days on market: 22 days — faster than you can say “Y'all, that’s a deal!”

Most popular neighborhoods: Austin’s Zilker, Dallas’s Highland Park, and Houston’s River Oaks.

Whether you’re looking for a cozy bungalow or a sprawling ranch, Texas homes are moving faster than a cowboy chasing a runaway calf!

🏡 Featured Listings:

The Bee’s Knees in Austin:** A charming 3-bed, 2-bath with a backyard perfect for summer BBQs — included in your offer: a lifetime supply of BBQ sauce!

Dallas Dazzler:** Modern 4-bedroom with a pool that’ll make your friends jealous. Bonus: it’s got a secret speakeasy basement!

Houston Homestead:** 5 acres of serenity, a barn, and enough room for your pet llamas — yes, llamas!

😂 Texas Humor to Keep You Smiling

Why don’t Texas houses ever get lost? Because they always have a “home” address!

What’s a cowboy’s favorite part of a house? The front porch — because that’s where all the best “Howdy!”s happen.

Why did the scarecrow buy a house? Because he was outstanding in his field!

📞 Ready to Saddle Up and Ride into Your New Home?

Our team is here to help y’all find the perfect Texas property — whether you want to be downtown in the city or out where the stars shine bright.

Call us today at 281-217-6353 or email us at realtorivorybrown@gmail.com

Until next week, y’all stay cool, stay curious, and keep Texas weird — and wonderful!

P.S. Remember, in Texas, we don’t just buy homes, we make dreams come true — with a little bit of fun and a whole lot of heat!